Meditate more…
Have more gratitude…
Let go more…
Journal more…
Be more buddist…
“Ohm” more…
Exercise more, eat less, sleep more, feel more, don’t be so emotional, be more mindful, but think less, feel less, drink less, stand up, listen more, put the phone down…
“Be” MORE!!!!!
All the shit we’re being told about how we’re doing it all wrong all the time. How it’s perfectly obvious why we’re not happy – how we’re not doing “happy” right.
This trying to be happy, is no longer making me happy…
I’m calling time on this cr*p.
Let’s not over complicate this – how to be happier in less than 10 seconds…
You don’t need to meditate to be happy.
You don’t need to be vegan.
You don’t even need to be happy!
What will make you happ-ier than where you’re currently at, is to stop giving such a fuck all the time, to stop believing that the minutiae of what you do in your life really matters enough to make it a misery.
It’s not all about you, all the time…accepting our ultimate insignificance
Most of the time, it’s not actually about us – the shit that happens is so beyond our individual control that no matter what we do, we can only ever influence events to a limited degree…(most of the time).
Of course, that’s not to say don’t try at all, or that what we do is insignificant. It’s more that the significance is usually most largely held in our own heads, than in any of the 7.8 billion other heads that are currently living/breathing on the planet right now. And those other 7.8 billion all have their own orbits of significance going on at the same time.
This blog is completely insignificant…
I don’t know if anyone will ever even read this. But fuck it! I do it because I love it. In spite of the insignificance. I do it because I have a love for the words and for the expression and for the intention.
I’ve stopped giving a fuck about whether the writing is good, or is bad, or if anyone will read it or what they’ll think.
None of this fucking matters.
And recognising that, really seeing it, is such a freedom.
Because it unfreezes me to do what I love. And it makes me happy.
Don’t push the red button, don’t push the red butt…
So give yourself a break, and stop giving such a fuck about everything. It really probably isn’t going to make that much difference at the end of the day. And I know for a fact, that none of the things you do today, tomorrow, or this week, or next, none are the end of the world…(unless you’re reading this Trump – don’t push the red button, don’t…).
So, stop giving such a fuck about everything. Or don’t.
I don’t give a fuck either way. 😀
A new theme tune mantra for living
Take a leaf out of Jon Lajoie’s book and sing this little ditty as your revised “mantra” – F**k Everything
Available on spotify, but definitely watch the video first as it is a gem
Lyrics
Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.What?!(I don’t a give a fuck…)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don’t give a fuck…)
I literally don’t give a fuck about anythingI don’t give a fuck about motherfuckin’ anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don’t need heat or Vitamin D!
And fuck toasters, I don’t need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters, with their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented alarm clocks. We no longer need you
Don’t give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners – I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition man’s the only Snipes movie i liked
And fuck liking shit. I don’t even like the stuff that I like
Don’t give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don’t like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don’t give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception yo, I’d rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you’re so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don’t need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he’s probably gonna die, but…
(I don’t a give a fuck…)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don’t give a fuck…)
I literally don’t give a fuck about anything
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says “small, medium, large?”
I say “bitch I don’t give a fuck”
She said “I can’t process your order if you don’t pick a size”
I said “fine, I’ll take a large, but I still don’t give a fuck, alright?”
Don’t give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don’t give a fuck about liquids either
They’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I’m not gay, I just don’t give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I’m on the right track baby, I was born this way
And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I’ll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don’t need to use it
I’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this (I don’t a give a chainsaw…)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don’t give a chainsaw…)
I literally don’t give a chainsaw about anything
If there was a contest to see who doesn’t give a fuck the most
I wouldn’t win cause I don’t give a fuck about winning yo
I don’t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck… wait, what?
(I give a fuck…)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck…)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing
More Jon Lajoie here https://www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie/videos
This gave me a right laugh: Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE
And thank you John L. for introducing me to Jon Lajoie all those years ago…it is still making me laugh and for that I am so humbly grateful.